Monday, April 27, 2009

A Day In The LIfe

  • 7:30am - Oh HELP ME, it's tonight.
  • 7:45am - I wonder how mad Joni will be if I cancel?
  • 9:00am - I think I have a sore throat. Maybe I'll be too sick.
  • 2:00pm - You know, maybe this won't be such a bad experience.
  • 2:30pm - Now I honestly do feel sick.
  • 3:40pm - That's it. I'm cancelling.
  • 3:45pm - "What do you mean, you won't take no for an answer?"
  • 5:00pm - Oh, Lord, let me die before 6:15, if You love me at all.
  • 5:50pm - Crap, crap, crap... my stretchy pants don't fit me anymore.
  • 6:00pm - No, this is going to be fine. I will be fine. I can do this.
  • 6:15pm - What the heck? These people bring sweat towels?
  • 7:05pm - LET ME DIE, LET ME DIE.
  • 7:10pm - Oh, God, I can't breathe.
  • 7:25pm - Well, that felt kind of good.
  • 7:30pm - "Yeah, sure, I'll see if I can come again on Wednesday."

Sunday, April 26, 2009

I didn't even know I had been nominated


Gosh! I've been awarded the Most Boring Blog on the Web award! I was a runner up in the Least-Often Updated category, but, alas, was beat by Jess. I'm working towards it, though. Horray!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Works for Me Wednesday: Happy Earth Day!

I'm knee deep in year-end quizzes and book reports, so here's last year's Earth Day post. Go out there and make a difference!

It's Earth Day! I encourage you to think about what YOU can do to increase the sustainability of our planet. Here are some easy things you could do to reduce greenhouse gases and help fight climate change:
  • Recycle! For those who live in my town: did you know that Save-On-Foods has a free recycling station in their store? There's also a door-to-door pickup service available here, too. Don't be too lazy to recycle. All your garbage goes into a landfill to release methane gasses if you don't recycle.... just do it!
  • Re-use plastic shopping bags, or (better yet) buy re-usable cloth bags and take them to the store with you.
  • Take shorter showers to cut down on hot water consumption. Put a brick (in a plastic bag) inside the toilet tank, to reduce the amount of water used each time you flush.
  • Switch to non-toxic cleaning supplies, and never, never use "anti-bacterial" products. They are seriously damaging to the environment, and harmful to human health.
  • Try to use products that don't use much packaging.
  • Don't leave the TV on.
  • Unplug small appliances that aren't in use.
  • Plant a tree or two!
  • Get energy-efficient household appliances.
  • If possible, bike, walk or use public transit. If you have a big enough budget, get a hybrid car.
  • Turn off the lights when you leave a room. Switch to energy-efficient spiral bulbs.

Come on, everybody! If we all do our own part, we can make a huge difference to the sustainability of the planet. Greenhouse gases are wreaking havoc with our environment, and it's all due to human wastefulness and bad stewardship. God has created a perfect environment for us, and it's our responsibility to treat it with respect. Don't be a slacker... do your part!

Works For Me Wednesday is hosted by We Are That Family.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

the Samosa of Shame

We are studying India in geography and history, so we spent a long and exhausting day with the pots and pans last week. Here's what we made:

  • Curried chicken
  • Daal
  • Naan
  • Vegetarian Samosas
  • Paal Payasam
Here's the thing, though -- it was my first time making samosas, and dang! those were some fiddly scraps of demonic pastry.

Note: delicious.
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Vegetarian Samosa Filling
  • 2 potatoes, finely diced
  • 1 carrot, finely diced
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 onion, finely chopped
  • 1 cup frozen peas
  • 1 Tbsp ghee (or, butter or vegetable oil)
  • 1/2 tsp. cumin seeds
  • 1/4 tsp ground coriander
  • 1 1/2 tsp Madras curry
  • about 1/2 tsp Vij's Masala
  • 150 mL vegetable stock
Heat the ghee in a frying pan, add the onion and garlic and sautee until soft. Add the spices and cook 2 minutes more, stirring. Add the vegetables and stir until well coated. Stir in stock. Reduce heat, cover and simmer about 45 minutes, stirring occasionally.

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The trouble began with the dough. I followed a recipe I found online, and ended up with a gargantuan, glutinous gob of gelatinous goop. Persevering, I did my darndest to shape them into the uniform little samosa packages we all know and love.

Something's not quite right about these samosas.

In the end, I said a rude word, threw the samosa dough into the garbage, and made a batch of all-too-Western Tenderflake pastry. I scraped the filling into it, formed it into a pasty, and baked the bejeebers out of it for about 40 minutes.

All's well that ends well!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Works for Me Wednesday: Post-Easter Chocolate


When your delighted eyes behold the heavily discounted post-Easter and Halloween chocolates in the grocery stores, consider this, O Reader:
  • Those mini O Henry bars are lovely when chopped roughly and used in place of chocolate chips in C.C.Cookies
  • If you, like me, happen to find some solid 60% cocoa, pure dark chocolate bunnies and (most bizarrely) roosters for 79 cents each, you could do as I did and chop those bad boys up to make a wicked perfect chocolate cake
  • The day after Halloween, I found big bags of those individual Smartie boxes for 25 cents. I bought about fifteen bags, then paid my children one Smartie* for every little box they ripped open. For less than $4, I ended up with a huge Tupperware container full of Smarties, which were used in cookies, to decorate gingerbread houses, etc.
  • Now, look, the chocolate has to be of decent quality -- don't bother with the cheap waxy crap.
* Yes, they picked out all the red ones.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Works For Me Wednesday: Six Weeks Muffins


The batter for these fab bran muffins will last in the fridge for six weeks. (Six weeks! Golly!) The recipe makes a gigantic batch, though, so plan ahead. My biggest challenge is fitting my huge mixing bowl in the fridge.

If you want to impress your family and friends, make up a batch of these in the evening and put the batter in the fridge. Set your stove timer to start preheating about ten minutes before you get up in the morning, so all you need to do is grease and fill the muffin cups, then pop them in the oven. By the time you're out of the shower, you will have fresh, hot muffins. Your family will think you are amazing, incredible. They will bow down and worship your culinary talents.

Six Weeks Muffins
(shamelessly copied from "Mother's in the Kitchen," La Leche League, 1971.*)
(makes 6 dozen)
6 c. bran
2 c. boiling water
1 c. butter or margarine, melted
3 c. sugar (or less if desired)
4 eggs, beaten
4 c. buttermilk
5 c. flour
5 tsp. soda
2 tsp. salt
Optional: raisins, chopped apple, chopped walnuts, etc.

Pour the boiling water over 2 cups of the bran, and let stand while assembling other ingredients.

Mix rest of bran with sugar, eggs and buttermilk. In another bowl, mix flour with soda and salt.

Stir melted butter into the bran and water mixture, then combine all ingredients.

Bake as needed, at 400 for 20 minutes.


* Copyright infringement? I suppose so. But surely after 38 years, they won't mind me sharing their recipe with my 4 readers.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Every Little Thing That We Are Wearing


Q. Who has the greatest sister in the world?

A. ME!

Friday, April 03, 2009

An Ode To Spring


Spring, spring, how thou warm'st my heart
For winter's chill dost swift depart.
When laundry drieth upon the line
My hydro bills do swift decline.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Adoption Q & A: Session 7

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Gwen, inquiring minds want to know what you have written
on those Post It notes [on your window]
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Well, now, partner. Zoom in for a look-see:



I posted these verses to encourage myself when I am experiencing adoption-related stress. They remind me that God is faithful, loving, full of grace and abounding in mercy! They remind me that God is always faithful to finish what He started. I spend most of my time in the kitchen, so they're always in my line of sight. And, yes, they have been tremendously encouraging and perspective-altering. Thanks for asking!

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Turns out I'm nothing but a poseur.


Shan, I went to post this as a late Messy Tuesday, hoping to make you proud -- but then I saw that you are, indeed, the Most High and Royal Queen of Slatternly Housekeeping. I'll keep trying.

 

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